A sex doll is like a micropenis in that if you have one, you probably want to do your best in keeping it under wraps. I’ve endured dry spells that lasted longer than a Kardashian marriage, but I haven’t yet sunk so low as to bang an inanimate object that isn’t a tube sock. And to be clear, I have close to zero integrity.
So for me to call someone out for being a degenerate is like Snoop Dogg calling someone out for being a pothead. But, this time it’s needed. This dude decided to share a story about his sex doll on Facebook that runs the gamut of creepy, funny, suspenseful, and did I say creepy? Please grab some popcorn and follow along as this guy commits social suicide.
Some eCards
Ya man you should definitely take it as a compliment. Or a wake up call.
Some eCards
Right when you think this dude is the biggest degenerate on the planet, a man has the audacity to steal a used sex doll.
This story is about to get LIT.
Some eCards
Can you handle the truth?
Some eCards
Apologies to all friends and “fans.”
[h/t Some eCards]