Ladies, ladies, ladies, science says that funny guys are better at sex. And who are we to argue with science. This very important study discovered that it wasn’t men with rock-hard abs or chiseled good looks that drive a woman wild in bed, it is actually a guy with a sense of humor.
So a car full of priests gets stopped by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests’ vehicle and says to the driver, “Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters.” The four priests look at each other and begin to whisper. The driver turns back to the cop and says, “Alright officer, we’ll do it”
Researchers at the University at Albany surveyed 44 female undergraduate students in committed heterosexual relationships about their sexual behavior, prior sexual experience, intensity and amount of orgasms, feelings toward their partners and the physical and psychological features of their partners.
So a teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death. One smart-ass student said, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, “Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write.”
From Psychology Today:
Perhaps most interesting for the purposes of this blog, a sense of humor was also a good predictor of sexual pleasure, Women with partners who had a great sense of humor enjoyed more orgasms and stronger ones as well. Women also reported that funny partners were more popular, more intelligent, more creative, and had better leadership skills than men who did not have a great sense of humor. Women also initiated more sex with men who have a great sense of humor, and had more sex with them in general (for good reason apparently). They also felt safer and more committed to their partner.
So a psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he said. He tells the first mother, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turns to the second mom, “Your obsession is money. Your weakness made you name your child Penny.” The third mother gets up, pulls her little boy by the hand and whispers, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”
There you have it ladies, funny guys will give you more frequent and more intense orgasms.
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