The Funniest Reactions To Daylight Savings Time Will Make You Feel Better About Not Having A F*cking Clue It Was Today

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I know I’m not in the minority when I say that I had no fucking clue it was daylight savings time. I also have no idea why daylight savings exists or how to change the time on my microwave. And what sucks is that I have an hour less in the day to figure it out. Good thing I didn’t have a flight or a court date today or else I would have been royally fucked. The only thing daylight savings is good for is to make me feel less guilty about downing three slices of pizza for breakfast. Which I ate at 1 pm.

I’m so glad others were equally as oblivious.

[h/t Some eCards]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.