Two Bros Go Head-To-Head On Hoverboards And One Of Them Needs To Be Shoveled Off The Ground ASAP

 
This just inspired the next great American sport. No, not lacrosse, lol. It’s called HoverBlast–we put 20 hoverboard owners in an indoor soccer arena and the last one standing wins a fedora to become even more of a douchebag. Extra points if you seriously injure someone. We could have cheerleaders on hoverboards and at halftime we could challenge a member of the crowd to try to make it from endline to endline while the rest of the crowd throws full beer cans on them. Ya, it may not be fit for cable, but the PPV numbers would kill. Call me crazy, but everyone thought James Naismith was a lunatic for inventing a game where you toss a ball in a milk crate. If you’re looking to get in on the ground floor of a billion dollar industry, Venmo me a few bucks so I can get this thing off the ground.

Just a little marketing clip here…