This Awful Photo Of Donald Trump With Like 9 Chins Got The Photoshop Treatment And These Belong In A Museum

So Trump apparently doesn’t like the above photo of himself, for obvious reasons. If you still don’t understand why he may be embarrassed by it, it may be because his chin is the larger and droopier than Russell Wilson’s ballsack the night before his wedding. I guess it’s true what they say: the camera really does add eight pounds chins.

According to Politico’s account, the Donald himself expressed some insecurity over the picture to the media:

“Trump turned to NBC News President Deborah Turness at one point. . . and told her the network won’t run a nice picture of him, instead choosing ‘this picture of me,’ as he made a face with a double chin.”

Redditors got their crafty hands on the photo and truly displayed some impressive photoshop skills. Also, this would totally be considered body shaming if it were anyone but Trump. Lena Dunham would have probably would have led a march through the streets if this was her, but I guess Donald’s not allowed to have feelings. Oh the selective outrage. You never cease to waver in your principles.

Wonderful work, interneters. Simply astounding.

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