Why Did The Salmon Cross The Road?


I wish I had a wittier answer, but it’s the weekend and I have about 5000 other things I’d rather be doing than coming up with witty answers. So here it goes:

Because there was a flood.

You’re free, fish. You’re free.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com