Just drop the goddamn food in the water, lady. The fish are probably pissed you’re making them fucking Free Willy leap for a nibble. Just think about if we lived in a world where fish were the superior species and feeding us. Would you want to jump out of your comfortable habitat and into a pool just for a bite of an apple? Hell no. Leave that shit on land where I can enjoy it at my leisure. I’m not your puppet, I’m hungry, so quit being a dick and just do as I say. Or I’ll bite the fuck out of your fin.