The saying is, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.” While this is true in most circumstances, it’s probably best to do your duty once you are in a safe area and you won’t lose your life because you had to piddle. Take this complete dunderhead for example. She had to piss like a race horse, but instead of simply pulling her car off the roadway and peeing in the woods like every other decent human being, she decided to park her car in the middle of a busy highway and break the seal right there.
At around 2 a.m., there were cars flying by at 80 mph on the I-15 freeway in San Diego, when there is definitely other inebriated drivers attempting to drive home drunk. Not to mention distracted drivers that may look away for five seconds at their phone. But all those legitimate deadly threats didn’t stop Miss Pissy Pants from whizzing on the freeway.
She gets out of her Scion, pops a squat, leaves a yellow river and then waddles across the highway in really high shoes. It’s like Frogger with hot drunk chicks.
This fucking dummy didn’t even put her flashers on to help signal oncoming traffic to not hit her. Dumb as dumb can be.
She was later arrested for DUI, and her name was not released.
Stay classy, San Diego.