New Study Finds That No One Does Any Work At Work Ever

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Which should be apparent to you because it’s before 5:00 p.m. and you’re on a fucking site called ‘Bro Bible,’ which, unless your job is mine, means you aren’t doing yours.

That’s okay, because you are not alone. Not at all. A new study found that no one does any work ever. According to a new study by YouGov in the UK, nearly 50 percent of employees procrastinate during the work day.

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