College football is back, yesterday the week 2 rankings came out and my alma mater Florida State Seminoles are still in top at #1, and all is right in the world.
Since I’m a new transplant around here after the recent Guyism merger, I’ll take this opportunity to tell you all that I’m a FSU grad and that’s really the only thing you need to know about me during college football season. That’s my identity from September through January. College football is life.
In the past here on BroBible we’ve touched on the anonymous confession app Whisper, where anyone and everyone has the opportunity to upload whatever thoughts may strike them. Today, we see a large collection of anonymous confessions about college football that proves (most) bros do in fact care more about college football than life, and that college football in general drums up some pretty damn weird thoughts in people.
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What a jackass this person must be…
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Dude, you should have gone to FSU. It was like heaven….glory days…
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And to tell the world what’s swirling around inside your own head CONFIDENTIALLY, download Whisper for iPhone and Android here.