I told myself I’d stop piling on Antonio Brown, but I also told myself I’d read 10 books this year, and the only thing I’ve read in full are my batshit crazy aunt’s Facebook statuses. In my defense, AB just makes it so easy.
Example 1,839: Antonio Brown, who desperately needs you to know that he has $24 million sitting in his checking account, also needs you to know that he is using none of that on tasks that normal people do for free in conjunction with this whole “everyday life” thing.
Is this AB tweeting or Rosie the Riveter?
As you may have predicted, regular people, who have jobs to make ends meet and take care of their kids out of, I don’t know, love, decided to welcome Mr. Antonio Brown to the real world.
Moral of the story: Being a regular person sucks. The only thing worse would be to have the ability to play in the NFL but fuck yourself into being like every other Tom, Dick and Jerry in America.