Fuck You Money (noun): The amount of money you need to have to do anything you want to do, including saying “fuck you” to anyone you want without affecting your bottom line.
Sadly, most of us will never become financially independent enough to have fuck you money, but that’s been Antonio Brown’s life for nearly a decade. The new Oakland Raider after signing a 3-year, $50,125,000 contract, including a $1,000,000 signing bonus and $30,125,000 guaranteed.
What do you do with that kind of money? Nearly anything you want. Even fiscally irresponsible shit like hitting up Gabriel The Jeweler to create him a custom $250,000 chain solely off a clever wordplay–sting like A-B.
According to TMZ, the piece was made “with a combo of pear and baguette-shaped VVS and brilliant-cut diamonds, totaling 65 carats on the cuban chain and 50 carats on the pendent.”
If you think spending $250,000 on something like this is insane, you’re right. But consider that all Antonio Brown needs to do to make it up is just go to the Raiders offseason workouts. He makes $500,000 for just showing up.
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Gabriel the Jeweler is the same dude who hooked AB up with a GOAT ring in January.
Skills to pay the bills.