Bill Belichick Gives His Longest, Most Thoughtful Answer Ever When Asked About His Respect For Bills Mafia

Tom Szczerbowski/Getty Images

Bill Belichick gave one of the longest, most thoughtful responses to a question about Antonio Brown the meaning of life his undying respect for Bills Mafia.

Yes. This Bills Mafia.

For further clarification, this Bills Mafia.

Mr. Belichick’s undefeated Patriots will head to Buffalo this Sunday to take on a surging Bills team with its first 3-0 start since the 2011 season. Seven of the previous nine Bills squads to start a season 3-0 have qualified for the playoffs, so the citizens of Buffalo are going to be extra jazzed for an opportunity to, well…

Speaking with reporters on Tuesday, Belichick spoke about a Bills Mafia regime known for butt-chugginglighting themselves on fire, and of course, giving uninspired hand jobs from the comfort of the bleachers with the admiration he typically reserves for Lawrence Taylor.

That is six full sentences. Each with a subject, verb, and an object. Belichick hasn’t even said that many words to his girlfriend Linda Holliday and they’ve been dating for a decade.

So I guess it’s confirmed: Bill Belichick is blowjobs in the parking lot kinda guy. Tell your friends.



BroBible Newsletter - The best sports and culture news directly to your inbox

* indicates required