Blake Griffin Mocking L.A. People With ‘Sh*t L.A. People Say’ Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

Yes, yes, yes. I have never even been to L.A. because I hear they throw you in jail if you’re a carnivore. Just something my L.A. friend told me in between shredding some gnar, writing a screenplay, and eating at In-And-Out.

Blake Griffin nailed it here. Perfectly sums up that daddy’s girl who moved to L.A. because she played Cinderella in the school play in middle school and thinks she’s the next Winona Ryder. Which is fine, pursue your dreams, girl. But you have no right to treat everyone like their pursuits aren’t as worthy, you dickface.

The irony of this video is that Blake Griffin is dating Kendall Jenner, the epitome of ‘OMG my kale smoothie is sooo light on the kale I can’t even drink it.’ I hope when they’re together, Blake just repeats everything Kendall says in that Valley girl voice.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.