Staying active is pretty important, bros. Specifically when you drink as much as I do. You can’t be rolling into bars expecting to pick up chicks that want to brush their teeth with your meat stick if you look like a drug balloon full of baby fat. It’s an offset. I’m not out here trying to get ripped to shreds, but I like the feeling of putting on an outfit and thinking “I’d fuck me.”
That being said, I have no ill will towards bros who take the gym very seriously with the intention of getting SAF (Swole As Fuck). Like Eddie Hall, who successfully became the first person to deadlift half a ton. The drawback?
Via SB Nation:
“That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. I passed out after. I had nose bleeds. It’s not healthy doing something like that. But I’ve done it. I’m sure it will be in the history books for a very long time.”
Listen, kudos to Eddie. But also, don’t try that at home. Deadlifting is like one of my top three least favorite exercises in the entire world and this guy made it so much worse by literally lifting as much as humanly possible. There are some things that should make you lightheaded. Good weed, bomb head. Not exercise. Remember that one, bros. If you begin to get woozy while exercising, ease up, bros.