Brock Lesnar’s WWE Contract Must Not Include Shooting A Hardee’s Commercial, So This Had To Happen

Brock Lesnar has been on WWE for about 87 seconds since capturing the world heavyweight title at Summerslam.

Alright, that’s an exaggeration. He hasn’t been around for that long. Over a minute is being generous. The champ has a contract that states he only has to show up for certain events. Those certain events have been few and far between.

Maybe he’ll come out of hiding to tape a Hardee’s commercial for the new Meltdown sandwich?

If you’re an avid watcher of WWE TV (god fucking bless ya) you’ll notice immediately that this commercial is just a splicing together of some tool box in a desk chair and Brock Lesnar’s day trip to Titan Towers to go feng shui on Triple H’s office. I’m guessing the sandwich can’t be that good if Brock won’t even show up to take a couple bites and mug for the camera.

I’d get that angry if my sandwich was missing too. “WHERE’S MY SANDWICH!” I’d scream and try my hardest to snap a pencil in half before passing out on my desk. It was exhausting.