This Broncos Fan Hates Tom Brady So Much He Broke The Cardinal Rule Of Sports Fandom

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There’s been no shortage of mouth-breathing sports fans inking horrific tattoos on their bodies for all eternity–like the Redskins fan who got a back tattoo of the logo that looks like it was drawn by a third grade Ray Charles. Or the Eagles fans who got Philly Special tattoos depicting the wrong play. Or the droves of fans stupid enough to ink Super Bowl Champion tattoos of their respective teams before the season even starts.

These people, one would think, could be the least evolved human walking the earth. They are the monkeys with scoliosis in the evolution chart.

Well folks, I introduce to you a new level of devolution: The Denver Broncos Fan Who Hates Tom Brady So Much That He Got An Eagles Super Bowl Tattoo.

The thigh tattoo (equally as pathetic location choice) has the date the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, as well as a FYTB acronym–which stands for ‘Fuck You Tom Brady.’

Is this the new low in sports fandom? Change my mind.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.