There’s been no shortage of mouth-breathing sports fans inking horrific tattoos on their bodies for all eternity–like the Redskins fan who got a back tattoo of the logo that looks like it was drawn by a third grade Ray Charles. Or the Eagles fans who got Philly Special tattoos depicting the wrong play. Or the droves of fans stupid enough to ink Super Bowl Champion tattoos of their respective teams before the season even starts.
These people, one would think, could be the least evolved human walking the earth. They are the monkeys with scoliosis in the evolution chart.
Well folks, I introduce to you a new level of devolution: The Denver Broncos Fan Who Hates Tom Brady So Much That He Got An Eagles Super Bowl Tattoo.
The thigh tattoo (equally as pathetic location choice) has the date the Patriots lost the Super Bowl, as well as a FYTB acronym–which stands for ‘Fuck You Tom Brady.’
What if your hate for Tom Brady & the Patriots was so deep that you wanted to commemorate their Super Bowl loss with a tattoo of the winning team you don't even cheer for w/ a "FYTB" caption. I'll let u guess what that stands for. Wow. pic.twitter.com/CNqIUAOsZp
— Zach Bye (@byesline) April 30, 2018
Is this the new low in sports fandom? Change my mind.