Cardinals LB Chandler Jones’ High School Senior Square Features A Truly Repulsive ‘Favorite Movie’ Choice
Before Cardinals’ linebacker Chandler Jones was a Pro Bowler who signed a 5-year, $82 million contract, he was a shithead just like you and I! Well, not exactly like you and I–he was a 2007 SuperPrep All-Northeast and PrepStar All-East Region selection at New York’s Union-Endicott High School and the eighth-best prospect from the state of New York by Scout.com. And on a Division 1 scholarship to Syracuse, the dude pretty much ran shit.
This was evident in his ‘no fucks’ given senior square, where he was asked his favorite movie. Now, 2007 was no slouch for good movies–No Country For Old Men, Knocked Up, There Will Be Blood, Superbad. Jones decided to go a different route…
2007 also gave birth to the famed Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film Two Girls, One Cup. If you have no seen it, the video features two women exhibiting fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns in what appears to be consuming the feces, and vomiting into each other’s mouths. A truly entertaining family film and by far the grossest fucking thing I have ever seen, and that isn’t hyperbole. I dry heaved.
The video of the two young women eating shit went mega-viral and we pretend that we’re all mature enough to band together to fight global warming. Fuck outta here.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]