Check Out How Smug This Tom Brady Pumpkin Looks

First and foremost, congratulations to the artist behind this artistic masterpiece. The ability to carve a pumpkin that looks like something — without savagely gashing my own hand with a knife — is completely outside my purview. Seriously, I can’t even make a decent smiley face. The pumpkin ends up looking like one of the Comedy-Tragedy masks.

So, yeah, this is great work. But, my God, does fake Brady ever look smug here. Like, I have nothing against the gunslinger or the Patriots, but I would have a hard time not smashing this bastard if I wandered past it drunk.

Luckily, the art is way up in Rhode Island, safe from and completely unaware of my rage, much like the real Brady.

[H/T: Eye on Football]