Colin Cowherd’s Horny

Can someone in the Los Angeles area head to the FS1 studio with a moist towelette and a belt because Colin Cowherd is as horny as the day is long. 1440 S Sepulveda Blvd, L.A. Don’t forget to blind yourself.

The basis for this PSA: Cowherd speaking about the Houston Astros cheating scandal.

Acceptable topics of discussion surrounding this matter:

• Should Houston forfeit its 2017 World Series title?
• MLB commissioner Rob Manfred calling the most prestigious trophy in his own sport a “piece of metal.”
• Would Houston have defeated Los Angeles in 2017 without the sign-stealing cameras and trash cans?

Unacceptable topics of discussion surrounding this matter:

• Children watching porn.

There is a time and place to talk about kids watching porn and it’s in Neverland the day after life ceases to exist.

And the fact that Cowherd used a specific porn site outs his preference and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Thankfully, I’m far from the only one.

https://twitter.com/kareemGOAT/status/1229851141187354624?s=20

https://twitter.com/JRSoupSzn/status/1229850384707018760?s=20

While we’re on the subject of Colin Cowherd, I must’ve watched this impression of him meeting his daughter’s boyfriend at least 69 times.

If there’s a lesson you can take from this article it’s that a backseat of the car kind of guy becomes trouble. Oh, and lay off the kid porn talk on national television.