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Can someone in the Los Angeles area head to the FS1 studio with a moist towelette and a belt because Colin Cowherd is as horny as the day is long. 1440 S Sepulveda Blvd, L.A. Don’t forget to blind yourself.
The basis for this PSA: Cowherd speaking about the Houston Astros cheating scandal.
Acceptable topics of discussion surrounding this matter:
- Should Houston forfeit its 2017 World Series title?
- MLB commissioner Rob Manfred calling the most prestigious trophy in his own sport a “piece of metal.”
- Would Houston have defeated Los Angeles in 2017 without the sign-stealing cameras and trash cans?
Unacceptable topics of discussion surrounding this matter:
- Children watching porn.
There is a time and place to talk about kids watching porn and it’s in Neverland the day after life ceases to exist.
And the fact that Cowherd used a specific porn site outs his preference and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Thankfully, I’m far from the only one.
While we’re on the subject of Colin Cowherd, I must’ve watched this impression of him meeting his daughter’s boyfriend at least 69 times.
If there’s a lesson you can take from this article it’s that a backseat of the car kind of guy becomes trouble. Oh, and lay off the kid porn talk on national television.