This College Bro’s Bat Flip Is So Goddamn Disrespectful You Have No Choice But To Respect It

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Texas A&M-Texarkana’s Kenneth Fudge (nice) stepped up the plate in the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded having hit two moon shots in the game already. Everyone knew it was coming. The dude must’ve been doing backflips in the pitcher’s head. After he walloped a missile into deep right-center, he added insult to injury by tossing the bat into the goddamn parking lot. Basically just banged the pitcher’s girlfriend and put the video up on PornHub. The poor bastard’s dick must have shrunk into his stomach watching Fudge strut around the bases.

P.S. Gotta love the ump straight up walking off before the ball went over the fence. Trying to not to get stuck in that parking lot traffic. Respect.

Fudge has still got a lot to learn.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.