This Is What It Would Look Like If You Combined Every NFL Starting Quarterback Into One Person

Ever wonder what the child would come out looking like if every NFL starting quarterback had unprotected (and grossly irresponsible) sex with each other at the same time AND it were possible for all of them to contribute equally to the features of said child?


Yeah, me either. You’d have to be a social outcast and bonafide weirdo to think about shit like that on your own.

Lucky for us, the folks at West Coast shaving wondered EXACTLY that and then they fucking did something about it.

Not a bad looking guy.