Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue Was Vandalized, And His Sister’s Hopeful Revenge On The Perpetrators Is So Harsh

by 3 years ago


Back in 2014, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo’s hometown of Madeira, Portugal honored him by building a statue in the city—which was complete with a MASSIVE dick bulge—for all the people to see.

Well, after CR7 missed out on soccer’s most prestigious individual award—the Ballon d’Or, which went to perceived rival, Lionel Messi—some scoundrels had their way with the bronze statue, which left Cristiano’s sister scathing hot with redemption on her mind.

The perpetrators taunted her brother by leaving his statue with Messi’s name and number 10 on the back of it, which, according to Ronaldo’s sis, Katia Aveiro, deserves serious punishment. As in, exiling the vandalizers to fucking Syria!

According to a Deadspin article, here’s a breakdown of some of what Katia ranted about on Twitter about the embarrassing act:

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