DeAngelo Williams’ ‘Walking Dead’ Themed Wedding Is Proof That CTE Is Real
This is the power move’s power move. Convincing a bridal party to look their worst for their wedding photos is probably more difficult than convincing Lena Dunham to go to a strip club. But who’s going to say no to DeAngelo Williams. Not I, man. Not I.
This is how I’d expect the conversation to go down with his now wife Risalyn.
DeAngelo: How dope is The Walking Dead?
Risalyn: Dope, sweetie. Dope.
DeAngelo: Wouldn’t it be fun to dress up as zombie for our wedding photos? Wouldn’t it be SO fun?
Risalyn: That seems a little childish. Plus, everyone knows that a couple’s love is measured by the wedding photos they put on Facebook. I really don’t want to make a mockery of what we have. How am I going to explain this to grandma?
DeAngelo: Does grandma like that lake house I bought her?
Risalyn: …Ok, I’ll call the makeup artist.
DeAngelo: YAY! YOU’RE THE BEST BABE, IMMA GO PRACTICE BEING A ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM! CALL ME WHEN DINNER’S READY!
When I get married in 2048, I’m going to have a Breaking Bad-themed wedding where everyone has to take meth. Los Pollos Hermanos fried chicken will be on the only thing on the menu. YOU’RE COMING WITH!
Now comes the hard part: finding someone who will love me…
[h/t Bleacher Report]