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After searching high and low for a quarterback to fill in for the injured Ryan Tannehill the Miami Dolphins decided to pass on using their backup Matt Moore or signing Colin Kaepernick and instead pulled Kristin Cavallari’s husband Jay Cutler out of the Fox broadcast booth.
That’s right, even with Tim Tebow still available (they thought about him) the man whose most notable moments over the past year include being called a “fat lesbian” and getting roasted (even by his best bro) for showing his bare butt on Instagram, Jay Cutler, could be your week one starting quarterback for the formerly playoff-ready Dolphins.
Reactions to the signing were, as expected, a combination of shock and disbelief, but the best response to Cutler’s signing may have come in the form of a couple of tweets by former NFL wide receiver Donte Stallworth…
Any teams looking for a washed up 36 year old WR who hasn't played since 2012? I haven't trained either but I ran a 1/2 marathon in March. https://t.co/5vZRHTCTqT
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) August 7, 2017
Me trying to pass the training camp conditioning test pic.twitter.com/R2umUtqZfR
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) August 7, 2017
And then, as if those shots didn’t rub enough salt in Dolphins fans’ wounds, Stallworth also retweeted this…
https://twitter.com/TomBradysEgo/status/894255621855490049
So is it now officially time to start calling them the LOLphins?
Get used to seeing a whole lot of this Dolphins fans (I know because saw it for years as a Bears fan).
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