As a Tennessee Titans fan, yes, we do exist, we get together every week during the NFL season in the back room at a B-Dubs (oh, and you’re welcome, America), I was more than a little concerned when I realized that the
Oilers Titans were going to have to face Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens instead of the Kansas City Chiefs this coming weekend. (No offense, Patrick Mahomes, but the Ravens put up 80 more points than your team did this year.)
Heck, even Titans head coach and Dynasty Slayer Mike Vrabel doesn’t know what to do to stop Lamar Jackson from running wild all over Tennessee.
Thankfully, all my worries have been put to rest because, as he has done with Anthony Joshua, the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Alabama Crimson Tide, and numerous others, Drake just went and dropped his infamous curse on Jackson and the Ravens.
For you see, on Tuesday, Drake posted a photo wishing Lamar Jackson a happy birthday with some article of clothing bearing the word “Truss” on it.
“Truss” is like the Ravens slogan this year. I have no idea what it means.
The Ravens are something like 9-point favorites going into Saturday’s game, but that line is about to shift because I am betting the goddamn house on Tennessee now.
And I am far from the only one following that line of thinking. Many Ravens fans are very, very upset.
Welp. It was fun while it lasted boys. https://t.co/bgrM0KhsDr— the undefeated of the east. 東 (@DA__LANDL0RD) January 7, 2020
Nooooooooo. Go away Drake— Team #KeepItClean® (@IngravenVids) January 7, 2020
Nooooooo! Sir or Maam...take this down immediately! Pour bleach and fire on the whole account and say 10 Hail Marys. pic.twitter.com/Anh2vvxKkU— Redeemer (@seth_shellhouse) January 7, 2020
Go away Drake (feel like i should board up the windows and write that. like a hurricane is coming) 😶— eva (@eva96777840) January 7, 2020
This isn't good, Jesus Christ why?!?— FaT-MaMbA (@JHamp91) January 7, 2020
Well that’s a wrap. They are losing this weekend.— NationalTIDEl (@nationalTIDEl) January 7, 2020
Jfc leave us alone— Count Drunkula (@Chiefahawk) January 7, 2020
We Rebuke it!!!!— FemmeFeroce (@FeroceFemme) January 7, 2020
But didn’t the Drake curse get broken when the Toronto Raptors won the NBA title?
Everyone talking about the Raptors broke the curse don’t realize drake has a Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant tattoo so one of the tattoos canceled out the Raptors curse #Science— Gage (@KindaLikeGloves) January 7, 2020
Everything I own on the Titans this weekend.