The Dude Who Promised To Eat His Shirt If The Warriors Won The WCF Eats His Shirt, Kinda


When I first read the reddit post from PARTYxDIRTYDAN promising to eat his shit if the Warriors came back from a 3-1 deficit to win the Western Conference Finals, I threw up in my mouth a bit. I quickly realized that I have a sixth grade reading level and that the dude was promising to eat his shirt, not his shit. Pussy.


Nonetheless, I was still intrigued to see what will eventually cause one of the most stubborn poops of this guy’s life. He ate maybe a sleeve off that Hane’s tee and doused it in BBQ sauce, which is against the rules in my book, but believe it or not, the dude whose willing to eat a shirt doesn’t play by my rules.


Now that the Finals matchup is solidified, it would be nothing short of a disappointment if this guy doesn’t promise to eat his turds. Crazier things have happened. Like betting against the best NBA team ever assembled.