As I mentioned earlier today, Cleveland Browns fans are beside themselves, overjoyed at the news that their team acquired Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, Jr.
One Browns fan was so fired up by the news that his celebration of the trade resulted in someone calling the police on him.
So yeah, things are definitely looking up on the football side in The Land.
As such, scoring season tickets to see the Browns play in 2019 is suddenly not such an easy propostition.
I still can’t believe that the team that was so inept they once accidentally broadcast porn on the walls of their facility and once double drafted Saints DE Cameron Jordan on accident might now be the hottest ticket in the NFL, but here we are.
According to TicketNews.com on Wednesday, “Cleveland Browns 2019 season tickets were a hot commodity yesterday, taking the top spot on the best-selling events list, Ticket Club sales data reveals.”
So if Browns fans want to see OBJ live and in person next season, time is rapidly running out. This is something a lovely, single young lady named Brittany Castrataro knows very well and is looking to use to her advantage.
“hey boys I’m single & have browns season tickets 😏,” she tweeted on Tuesday.
p.s. these are dawg pound tickets so you better impress me 👀
— Brittany Castrataro (@bcastra5) March 14, 2019
Naturally, because, guys… she has had more than her fair share of suitors replying on Twitter. She even made the ABC-19 Cleveland news.
“A lot of the responses are A+. I’m just laughing out loud about this all,” Castrataro told Joe Kinsey of Busted Coverage when asked about the tweet.
Girl ain’t lyin’.
— Mountain Man Ambrose (@Ambrose_37) March 13, 2019
If they get a ring...so will you 🤷🏼♀️
— Joseph A. Vore (@josephavore) March 13, 2019
— Sam Pritchard (@TheSamPritchard) March 13, 2019
— Wes McKeever (@WesMcKeever_3) March 13, 2019
— Fantasy Stoner (@FantasyFBStoner) March 13, 2019
HeyBighead 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/RfOFeJKQcs
— Benito Papíto 🌶 (@t_huntzz) March 13, 2019
— AG (@andresgarciastw) March 13, 2019
— Jimmy (@jimofeymozgov) March 13, 2019
Im not even a dude but...sup girl! 😉
— Nicole Marzano (@ColeyMarz) March 14, 2019
Me looking at how long the boyfriend queue is so far... pic.twitter.com/MMlUG6SsGE
— Dez 🔜 ForThePeople:CAMPOUT🏕🎧🕺🏾 (@DFortune4) March 13, 2019
Your DMs right now pic.twitter.com/hCALvyOizU
— Cody Garrett (@_codygarrett) March 13, 2019
Pretty much.