As I mentioned earlier today, Cleveland Browns fans are beside themselves, overjoyed at the news that their team acquired Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, Jr.
One Browns fan was so fired up by the news that his celebration of the trade resulted in someone calling the police on him.
So yeah, things are definitely looking up on the football side in The Land.
As such, scoring season tickets to see the Browns play in 2019 is suddenly not such an easy propostition.
I still can’t believe that the team that was so inept they once accidentally broadcast porn on the walls of their facility and once double drafted Saints DE Cameron Jordan on accident might now be the hottest ticket in the NFL, but here we are.
According to TicketNews.com on Wednesday, “Cleveland Browns 2019 season tickets were a hot commodity yesterday, taking the top spot on the best-selling events list, Ticket Club sales data reveals.”
Just walked into the facility. Phones ringing off the hook and a full sales staff running in to work. Better get your tickets. Wow. @MikeJudge1027 give the people the details.
— Jason Gibbs (@BGSUGibbs) March 13, 2019
So if Browns fans want to see OBJ live and in person next season, time is rapidly running out. This is something a lovely, single young lady named Brittany Castrataro knows very well and is looking to use to her advantage.
“hey boys I’m single & have browns season tickets 😏,” she tweeted on Tuesday.
hey boys I’m single & have browns season tickets 😏
— Brittany Gorske (@bcastra5) March 13, 2019
p.s. these are dawg pound tickets so you better impress me 👀
— Brittany Gorske (@bcastra5) March 14, 2019
Naturally, because, guys… she has had more than her fair share of suitors replying on Twitter. She even made the ABC-19 Cleveland news.
“A lot of the responses are A+. I’m just laughing out loud about this all,” Castrataro told Joe Kinsey of Busted Coverage when asked about the tweet.
Girl ain’t lyin’.
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1105659514597109761If they get a ring...so will you 🤷🏼♀️
— Joe Vore (@joevore_) March 13, 2019
— Wes McKeever (@WesMcKeever_3) March 13, 2019
— The Stoner (@EdgeTheStoner) March 13, 2019
HeyBighead 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/RfOFeJKQcs
— Josiah Huntzz (@t_huntzz) March 13, 2019
— AG (@andresgarciastw) March 13, 2019
— Jimmy (@jimofeymozgov) March 13, 2019
Hey there pic.twitter.com/JeNcrEwA2D
— Benny (@BennyCoen) March 14, 2019
Me looking at how long the boyfriend queue is so far... pic.twitter.com/MMlUG6SsGE
— Oynx Dez (@DFortune4) March 13, 2019
Pretty much.