1000 RT's and ill run across the field.. #ASG #CitiField
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 16, 2013
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if i get 1000 RTs id really do it
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 16, 2013
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holy tuck 380 lmao
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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yo wtff lmao
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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Holy shit lmao
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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i hate all of you
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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And then his mother gets involved:
WHO SNITCHED?! pic.twitter.com/6Rqw9YxCQa
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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if i actually get on the field pray for me cause my moms gonna kill me
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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And then his girlfriend gets involved:
What is wrong with my boyfriend….
— Haley ❁ (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013
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Dylan has no guts what's so ever, he wonntt
— Haley ❁ (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013
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Hope you go to jail babe!! @MasoneDylan
— Haley ❁ (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013
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And then she calls him a bitch…
Dylan won't do this I know him to well… #bitch
— Haley ❁ (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013
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And then it gets sweet
Ill let you marry me if you do this @MasoneDylan
— Haley ❁ (@Haleyjohnsonx) July 17, 2013
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Then this happens:
alright.. i guess have no choice.. gonna try to get out by left field
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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should i really do this?
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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And then more texts from Mom:
ma stop yelling at me… pic.twitter.com/a2ly1HFxs7
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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next inning
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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im going for 2nd
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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And finally, the OH SHIT THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING Tweet:
AHHH pic.twitter.com/qPEHfPYQ2I
— dyl (@MasoneDylan) July 17, 2013
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And then…. The take down:
For more pics from the event, including Dylan Masone's totally rad cargo shorts (surprise?), head over the Bleacher Report:
Worth it? Or should have listened to Mom? Have fun with that arraignment in Queens Central Booking. Sounds like a blast according to Yelp:
This place sucks donkey balls. I had the unfortunate opportunity to spend 32 hours in this dump and let me tell you, it was no picnic. it's not the non working toilets, overcrowded rooms and general aura of failure, it's the individuals you share your time with in the cell. These cretins who know each others names already, those that know the officers names and they know them in return. How do these animals walk the streets after they get out is beyond me.
Let it be known that I have made up my mind to never visit this dump ever again. To have it located on queens blvd is disgrace to all people who granted with a gift of vision. This establishment would be perfectly suited next to Shea stadium, replacing the junkyard that is there now.
Stay away at all cost!
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