Reaction came fast and furious when the punishment for Tom Brady and the New England Patriots was handed down. From NFL insiders to local grocers, everyone had an opinion.
But we had to wait several excruciating hours until the most powerful voice in sports threw in his two cents.
Boom. Roasted. Good thing he was wearing protective glasses while carrying around that take.
It is so tough to be Roger Goodell. Even the Senate Minority Leader is bebopping and scatting all over your seemingly random punishment generator.
What a thankless job. Hardly seems worth his very modest salary.