I’m Not A Soccer Guy But This High Schooler’s Front Flip Goal Is Downright Disgusting

I’m not a soccer guy. My international friends call me a score-hungry mental midget American who cannot understand the game’s inherent beauty, but before they finish I usually just start singing the National Anthem at an obnoxious volume to drown them out or drop to the ground and fake an injury.

But this, this highlight right here, is just filthy. Sometimes you gotta swallow your pride and tip your cap. It’s like admitting Justin Bieber’s ‘Sorry’ song is an absolutely banger or that my ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend looks stronger than I do. What a fucking goal.

UPDATE: I was informed that the goal was called off for some infraction I’ll never quite understand. I take back everything I just said.

[h/t FTW]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.