Nice Guy JJ Watt Helps A Wife Reveal She’s Pregnant Because He’s Nice Guy JJ Watt

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In JJ Watt’s latest attempt to put and end to world hunger, he recently helped an expecting wife reveal to her husband that she’s preggers. No idea how that helps starving children, but I guess we shouldn’t ask questions. In a league where dudes beat their wives, whack their children with sticks, and Ben Roethlisberger, Justin James continues to polish his squeaky clean image.

The worst thing that could happen to the NFL is if it became public that JJ Watt was actually a dick. Like if he supported ISIS or something. The league would have to disband if they found out their poster boy was a fraud. Or if we got an insight into his inner monologue…

“No idea why this helmet has a cock on the front of it.”


International Firefighters Day #ThanksDad

A photo posted by JJ Watt (@justinjames99) on May 4, 2015 at 5:55pm PDT

//“Let me go, stranger.”

“Kid can’t even fucking walk. Complete waste of my time.”//


A photo posted by JJ Watt (@justinjames99) on Apr 30, 2015 at 3:00pm PDT

//“6-0. 6-0. 6-0. 6-0.”

“This simply is not fun for me.”//


Hope today was as much fun for y’all as it was for us


A photo posted by JJ Watt (@justinjames99) on Nov 30, 2014 at 5:06pm PST

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Good Guy JJ Watt will remain Good Guy JJ Watt until proven otherwise.

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