John Cena’s Atrocious New Mid-Life Crisis Hairdo At WWE Super Show-Down Has The Internet Confused

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John Cena made his return to the ring at WWE Super Show-Down in Melbourne, Australia where he and Bobby Lashley secured a W over Kevin Owens & Elias. But the 41-year-old’s achievements in the ring were entirely secondary to whatever he had on his head. The 16-time WWE World Champion ditched his signature high-and-tight military cut to rock a haircut that can best be described as the manifestation of a mid-life crisis.

Cena, who claims he now wants to be a dad after his adamant desire not to be was a driving force behind his split with Nikki Bella (although the two were spotted in Australia together), may be rocking the dad cut to prove that he’s a changed man. It’s unclear whether or not John Cena will quit the WWE to sell life insurance and drive an eco-friendly Prius, but if that mop is any indication, Cena’s illustrious wrestling career may be a thing of the past.

I’m sure Cena had good reason to wear a dead ferret on his head, and hopefully we will find out why. But for now, lets bask in the internet’s joy in seeing the wrestler look like he’s two seconds away from yelling at the kids to get off his shed.

John, I support you. But I’m not interested in buying a 1992 Toyota Corolla with power windows, so stop selling me on it.


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