The current state of the world has left many industries decimated, with current projections estimating that the unemployment rate could surge to 32.1% and affect 47 million Americans, a shock that will be like nothing we’ve experienced in the United States in a century.
Misery loves company and if you’re unsure of what your financial future holds, take comfort in the fact that the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs don’t have enough cap space dollars to fund Andy Reid’s appetizer course at the Golden Corral.
Official cap space by team (teams 24-32):
24. BAL: 13,513,779
25. GB: 12,966,433
26. MIN: 12,495,443
27. SEA: 11,317,846
28. NO: 9,237,537
29. PIT: 8,667,814
30. ATL: 7,530,188
31. NE: 891,775
32. KC: 177— Field Yates (@FieldYates) March 30, 2020
One hundred and seventy seven dollars.
The Chiefs cap situation could be even more dire, if we’re to believe other sources.
Meanwhile, the salary cap reporting site OverTheCap lists the Chiefs with minus $255,452 in space — that is, more than a quarter of a million dollars over the salary cap.
The competing site Spotrac shows the team with minus $1,697,961 in space.
Our own calculation — which is based on Spotrac’s numbers, but also includes our best estimate of the contracts reported to have been signed that are not yet included in Spotrac’s total — shows the team with minus $2,240,045 [via Arrowhead Pride]
The Chiefs are less than two months removed from a Super Bowl title and aren’t in need of a significant roster makeover, so a couple moves here and there can easily shore up their cap strain, but let’s all bask in their flat wallet while we can.
KC $177? First thing I can relate to with an NFL team
— DrEagle (@krazieeek) March 30, 2020
Chiefs are one check away from having to pay a $35 overdraft fee
— Chris (@CJFee) March 30, 2020
https://twitter.com/barney09L/status/1244597331925876736?s=20
Chiefs couldn't buy a PS4 Pro for the locker room right now
— A$AP Brad (@severn58) March 30, 2020
I’m broke thru this epidemic but I still got more money to spend than the chiefs pic.twitter.com/vkYjWRIWiA
— Los Herbstreit (@LoS0__) March 30, 2020
KC is literally my bank account.
— Ryan 🎮🏈 (@ryanray_23) March 30, 2020
KC trying to sign a player pic.twitter.com/9TVRUTSrZr
— Austyn Ratliff (@austynratliff) March 30, 2020
Dang…So Chiefs couldn’t even sign a FA on Madden because they can’t afford an XBOX
— ???? (@WhoDaManz) March 30, 2020
Breathe easy, Americans. We’ll get through this together. All of us.