The Atlanta Hawks beat the Philadelphia 76ers last night 110-Oh you don’t give a shit either? Cool, lets talk about what really matters. The star of the show last night was the woman and her two friends who were sitting in seat 36DD. I don’t know who she is or whether or not she’s with that aged 70’s porn star, but I do know that I wouldn’t mind seeing her try to grab the rim. The poor lady spent so much on them court side seats that she couldn’t afford the other half of her shirt. Sad.
I’d give up a kidney and communication with my grandparents for a Kiss Cam opportunity with either her or her two friends. Sorry grandma, your savings bonds are fucking whack anyway.
I need a quick bathroom break.
[h/t Busted Coverage]