You Must Watch This Old-Timer Trying To Show Off At The UK Basketball Game Drop This Chick Down A Stairwell
You want to party with the big boys, you best be ready to separate a shoulder. I’m not going to say that it was the chicks fault, but everyone knows that you can never trust a guy in a fedora, nevermind a plaid one. And at first I thought the sunglasses were for effect, but realized that the dude was legitimately blind when he didn’t realize he had a railing under his ballsack until it was far too late.

Or maybe the dude knew exactly what he was doing and pile drove her into the concrete because she interrupted his big solo performance. Dude waited 82 years to get noodley at a meaningless regular season college basketball game, he sure as fuck ain’t going to let some entitled millennial Chris Martin his show.

[h/t Uproxx]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.