You want to party with the big boys, you best be ready to separate a shoulder. I’m not going to say that it was the chicks fault, but everyone knows that you can never trust a guy in a fedora, nevermind a plaid one. And at first I thought the sunglasses were for effect, but realized that the dude was legitimately blind when he didn’t realize he had a railing under his ballsack until it was far too late.
Or maybe the dude knew exactly what he was doing and pile drove her into the concrete because she interrupted his big solo performance. Dude waited 82 years to get noodley at a meaningless regular season college basketball game, he sure as fuck ain’t going to let some entitled millennial Chris Martin his show.