It has been widely rumored that Olympic Village is just one big fuck fest. It makes sense, with some of the 10,500 best athletes in the world in their physical primes with endorphins to burn all confined to a private space that bans press and media, things are bound to get fucky. Former U.S. soccer goalie-turned-domestic-abuser Hope Solo speculated that “70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians” were slapping skins in the village, some in plain site of others.
Organizers at this year’s Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil have anticipated the sexcapades, evident in the face that they are distributing 450,000 condoms to its 10,500 athletes, three times more than for the London Games four years ago, the International Olympic Committee claims.
According to the New York Post,
Part of the reason was because 100,000 female condoms will be available for the first time, along with 350,000 condoms for men. About 175,000 packets of lubricant are also being supplied.
The condom giveaway is an Olympic record at the equivalent of 42 condoms per athlete. If each athlete only uses one condom per encounter, that allows for 84 sex sessions in 17 days. A lifetime of sex in two weeks.
Olympic organizers are likely playing it safe, considering Brazil has become a hotbed for the Zika virus–a disease linked to birth defects and neurological disorders that can be transmitted by infected mosquitoes and sexual contact.
Having sex with an Olympic medal around my neck is a bucket list item I will never be able to cross off the list.
[h/t NY Post]