Usain Bolt’s Gold Medal-Winning Party Tour Continues As He Brings Back 6 Chicks To His Hotel

Czech Olympic Swimming Team Recreate ‘Baywatch’ Opening So Awesomely That David Hasselhoff Would Be Proud

Severed Leg Found During Leg Of Olympic Sailing Event As Rio Solidifies Its Spot As Top Tourist Destination

Olympic Legend Michael Phelps Pees In The Pool And Says It Is Perfectly Safe, But Science Says Otherwise

The Reason Why Olympic Athletes Bite Their Medals Is So Stupid

Olympian Celebrates His Athletic Achievements By Gorging Himself With Copious Amounts Of McDonald’s

The Legendary Olympic Career Of Michael Phelps Comes To A Perfect Ending: ‘I’m Just Ready For Something Different’

What Music Gets Michael Phelps Amped? Olympian’s Warmup Playlist Includes Eminem And Eric Church

Check Out The INSANE 8,000-Calorie Daily Diet Of Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte And Try Not To Puke

Time Travel Back To When 9-Year-Old Katie Ledecky Was Smiling Ear-To-Ear After Meeting Michael Phelps

Hot Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Shared A Bouncy Slo-Mo Video Of Her Training For The Olympics

ICYMI, Here’s That Psychotic Screaming Spectator Who Chased Olympic Cyclists During The Men’s Road Race Like It Was A Zombie Run

Team USA Basketball Players ‘Mistakenly’ Went To A Brothel In Rio, Use The Ole ‘I Thought It Was A Spa’ Excuse

Olympic Swimmer Gives His Dad The Finger Before Every Race

I’ll Be Pulling Hard For Smoking Olympic Shooter Amber Jo Hill In Rio (20 PICS)

Doctor Tells Olympians They’ll Be ‘Swimming In Human Crap,’ Meanwhile A Corpse Has Surfaced In The Sailing Venue

Meet Jared Ward, The U.S. Olympic Marathon Runner Who Has Only Ever Run Five Full Marathons

Power Ranking The Top 50 Countries Of The 2016 Summer Olympics — Take A Wild Guess Who Is Number F’n One

Peep This Footage Of A Shootout On Rio’s “Highway Of Terror” That All Olympic Athletes And Fans Are Going To Have To Use

Why Team USA Rugby Is The Most Savage Sports Team To Watch This Summer

Identical Triplets Known As ‘Trio To Rio’ Will Be The First Triplets In Olympics History And Olympic Village Just Got Three Times Hotter

Olympians Are Being Given An Unfathomable Amount Of Condoms Because Olympic Village F*cks Like A Freshman Dorm

The World’s First “Zika-Proof” Condoms Will Be Worn By The Australian Olympic Team, So It’s Safe To Say They’ll Win The Gold Medal In Doing It