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First off, as a human being, let me say that what was allegedly taking place at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida is disgusting. People who participate in human sex trafficking are despicable and I definitely feel for the victims of these scumbags.
However, as an NFL fan who is tired of Robert Kraft and his New England Patriots winning at everything… well… BEST. DAY. EVER. Sorry. I know it’s not the most appropriate thing to say with regard to this scandal, but man, I really hate the Patriots.
Kraft’s name is on a list of 25 people who will face charges in connection to a crackdown on human trafficking and spa sex acts. He is facing two counts, meaning police have evidence of him inside the spa on two separate occasions, CBS Miami reported.
Police said Kraft was driven to the spa by a chauffeur. “It appears when you go to the spa for a half hour the fee would be $59, for an hour that would be $79,” the lead detective on the case, Andrew Sharp, said at the news conference. He could not say how long Kraft was allegedly there or what he paid.
A spokesperson for the 77-year-old Kraft said, “We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”
What else could he say?
Anyway, this being 2019 and with everyone having access to social media, it’s been a banner day for jokes about the Patriots’ owner. Even some NFL players like Keenan Allen and Asante Samuel have gotten in on the fun.
Not the rub and tug😂😂😂
— Keenan Allen (@Keenan13Allen) February 22, 2019
So Mr. kraft out here trying to feel that Wet Wet! #therealmvp
— Asante Samuel Sr. (@pick_six22) February 22, 2019
And we thought 2018 was crazy…
— Darius Butler (@DariusJButler) February 22, 2019
An anonymous source reported #RobertKraft pic.twitter.com/N5iOIywklR
— Mobe 🦅 (@omgmobe) February 22, 2019
Robert Kraft:
– 2001 Super Bowl Ring
– 2003 Super Bowl Ring
– 2004 Super Bowl Ring
– 2014 Super Bowl Ring
– 2016 Super Bowl Ring
– 2018 Super Bowl Ring
– 2019 Prostitution Ring— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) February 22, 2019
BREAKING: Robert Kraft has also been written out of the final two episodes of Empire.
— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) February 22, 2019
The Associated Press is going to need to run a correction for this headline. pic.twitter.com/cqCs7KQpy7
— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) February 22, 2019
Somewhere Kaepernick is like: these owners didn’t want ME in the league?
— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) February 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/jessfermin/status/1099005649231458306
https://twitter.com/Naimthestar/status/1098995571677773824
https://twitter.com/HistorianKat/status/1098993082165587969
Bro I thought Bob Kraft was against people taking a knee amirite
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 22, 2019
Telling all my white coworkers to google Robert Kraft just to see their initial reaction.
— Uncle ¢link (@lazyjeanius) February 22, 2019
Todd Bowles, what’s your reaction to today’s news on #Patriots owner Robert Kraft?
Bowles: pic.twitter.com/1pDRz7YMcT— Joe Simonovich (@OG_JoeSimo) February 22, 2019
ESPN about to have a whole hour long episode of Zion’s reaction to the Robert Kraft prostitution scandal.
— SAD BROWNS FAN!!!! (@JohnHanna59_CLE) February 22, 2019
If Tristan Thompson is involved I’m quitting twitter
— Dianna Russini (@DMRussini) February 22, 2019
Right there with you, Dianna. Right there with you.