Rugby Player Shaped Like A Bowling Ball Absolutely TRUCKS Defender, Leaving Him Lifeless


I’m not a smart man, but I do know that if your opponent is nicknamed “The Tongan Bear” and he’s running full steam ahead, it’s probably best to get the fuck out of the way. I’ve spent my whole life running away from being a hero, and that may make me a giant pansy, but at least my spine is still intact.

And that’s more than some people can say.

Rugby Hit

Rugby Hit


Can only imagine what’s being said in this conversation.

Rubgy Hit

Rubgy Hit


Word to the wise: never fuck with anyone who doesn’t own a neck.

The Tongan Bear

The Tongan Bear


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.