Cool: Poster kings, Costacos Brothers, selling new poster with @DangeRussWilson for charity https://t.co/rDhWjUu5Vc pic.twitter.com/jbGmoIzV6N
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 27, 2016
Russell Wilson has to be feeling pretty good about himself these days. He just got married to a total smokeshow. (Which means he’s having sex on the regular again.) He’s still the main man in Seattle having defied all the odds. And now he’s the face of a charity cause which produced…uh…that poster you see up there.
Do I even need to point out that Darren Rovell called it “cool” for you to see just how uncool it really is?
Of all the NFL players in the world, Russell Wilson is about the least badass, commando-type player I can think of so what were they thinking?
No idea, but I know what the internet is thinking and they… are… loving it. Unfortunately, not for the reasons Russell probably intended.
*Has sex once* pic.twitter.com/LXlQHuhz2v
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) July 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/758317546210725888
RUSSELL WILSON AND OWEN WILSON STAR IN pic.twitter.com/3gz7IJ27oC
— Weather Moose (@WXMoose) July 27, 2016
Biggest L since throwing at the 1 @DangeRussWilson pic.twitter.com/n7oH3r14qi
— Samson (@Cannonsam_) July 27, 2016
So Russell Wilson let Future desiign his new poster? pic.twitter.com/aj6MNNfthJ
— ESPEZY Ation (@ESPEZY) July 27, 2016
WHOOPS. pic.twitter.com/CJaNXqupwe
— UPROXX Sports (@UPROXXSports) July 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/chris_strauss/status/758344433783844864
https://twitter.com/Teffind/status/758332222965424130
Russell Wilson looking like a hidden character from Def Jam Vendetta pic.twitter.com/wIoUgltQLZ
— Milmore (@StoolMilmore) July 27, 2016
@Jim_Everett I'll see your Dangeruss and raise you a General Blade. pic.twitter.com/xLl47H2TIl
— 𝕽𝖆𝖒𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 (@WillramWallace) July 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/SportsAllDay_/status/758339477618036737
Russell Wilson & JJ Watt are in an intense battle to see who can out-dork the other. pic.twitter.com/fmLFgIsNxp
— JHNG Sports (@JHNGsports) July 27, 2016
I bet Russell Wilson made sure he would never have to look Marshawn Lynch in the eyes while in a huddle again before releasing that poster
— Clem (@TheClemReport) July 27, 2016
I humbly ask everyone to stop tweeting that Russell Wilson pic at me
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) July 27, 2016
Fuck Russell Wilson.
— Tyler (@Typac69) July 27, 2016
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H/T Terez Owens; Uproxx