This Photo Of A High School Rob Gronkowski Looking Deathly Hungover At His Visit To OSU Is Art

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What you are seeing above us the exact moment Rob Gronkowski decided to go to Arizona to attend college. He is standing on the sidelines for arguably college football’s most storied rivalry, Ohio State vs. Michigan, and he looks like he’s being held hostage. If Jim Tressel and Ohio State wanted to secure the future greatest tight end of all-time, they would have hooked the dude up to an IV, brought him an endless supply of fried food, and threw the game on in a dorm room with OSU’s finest sorority girls. Standing on the sideline at the Horseshoe for the season’s most electric game is only worth it if your brain doesn’t feel like it’s going to pulsate out of your head. Can you imagine how enhanced poor Gronky’s hangover was when the OSU crowd started chanting. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Someone get teenage Gronk a goddamn La-Z-Boy or something.

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17-year-old Gronk was GOING THROUGH IT

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This is the face of a broken man.

Going to go out a limb here and say Gronk made the right decision.

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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