Are you a millennial? Do you play football? Well, for the price of eight avocado toasts, you can secure yourself a pair of Adidas’ adizero 5-Star 7.0 emoji cleats. The cleats will run you $130 but that is a small price to pay when you consider how much you spend on Soul Cycle classes.
If you’ve got a little more to spend, you can buy the entire adiMoji Pack, featuring seven adiMoji icon graphics that players can choose from, including Fire, Ice, Oil, Money, 100, the Goat and Snoop’s Money Bag cleat.
I hate that I think these things are incredible.
These bad boys aren’t Adidas’ first crack at emoji kicks–back in November, Philadelphia Eagles running back Jay Ajayi debuted Adidas custom “Jay Train” in a week 11 game vs the Dallas Cowboys.
Oh, and lets not forget about Von Miller’s ‘Vonmoji’ holiday cleats.
Back in my day, I would rock the shit out of my face on a pair of Adidas cleats while I stand on the sidelines as a senior on JV.