These Badass Bad Birdie Golf Shirts Are A Must-Have To Pimp Out Your Bachelor Party

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Bachelor parties. The ultimate bro bonding experience. Several dudes of various ages, marital statuses, and alcohol tolerances meet in a desirable destination far from their everyday troubles to celebrate the waning moments of their brother’s singularity.

It brings a tear to my eye and a beer to my lips just thinking about it.

With that said, man has yet to perfect the art of the bachelor party.

One element that the women have rightfully embraced is a unifying outfit. Now, I’m the first to admit that matching “BRIDE SQUAD!” tanks are hokey AF, but the idea of matching/similar shirts is what I’m fighting for.

The bro uniforms can achieve three things:

1.) “All for one and one for all.” Uniforms are essential for a team, and if rocking dope matching shirts while getting blasted before a night out doesn’t enhance the camaraderie, then you need new friends.

2.) If you think walking in a bar with a pack of dudes rocking a bro uniform is a tough look, consider how it looks to witness 15 grown ass men in street clothes walk in simultaneously. Nothing impresses the ladies like the smothering scent of desperation.

3.) Speaking of ladies, I personally guarantee that at least five (5) different females will approach a member of your bro pack and want to know more. You can punch me in the face if not.

Admittedly choosing a style and quality is the most difficult part, and has proven to be a deterrent for countless bachelor parties.

I have your solution: Bad Birdie.

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Bad Birdie is a company based out of Los Angeles that specializes in creating awesome prints with the premium, moisture-wicking fabrics to allow you to sweat an unhealthy amount on the dance floor.

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If I see you and your bros roll up in the club with these suckers on, I’ll kindly bow out. You have won, I have lost. I’ll gladly go to the local Applebees and continue my blackout.

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