Houston Texans Archives

Massive Man Vince Wilfork Gives A+ Response When People Ask If He Plays Football For A Living

by Nick DimengoJune 30, 2016 6:47 pm

J.J. Watt’s Ridiculous, 5,000-Calorie Per Day Diet Helps Explain Why He’s Such A Freakin’ Beast

by Nick DimengoJune 30, 2016 11:48 am updated October 13, 2022 1:35 pm

J.J. Watt Got Taken To The Woodshed And Completely Owned By Pro Football Talk On Twitter

by Nick DimengoJune 22, 2016 12:36 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:38 pm

J.J. Watt Randomly Showed Up To Houston Basketball Courts To Pulverize Bros In Some 3-On-3

by Nick DimengoJune 13, 2016 12:15 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:42 pm

J.J. Watt Jacked Two Dingers Off Roger Clemens At His Charity Event Because What Can’t He Do?

by Douglas CharlesMay 16, 2016 10:51 am updated May 16, 2016 10:51 am

You Won’t Even Believe All The Horrific Injuries J.J. Watt Played Through Last Season

by Matthew BirlMarch 31, 2016 3:46 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:31 pm

Hahahaha Brock Osweiler Just Bounced On The Broncos

by Eddie ColeMarch 9, 2016 3:18 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:40 pm

Arian Foster Took To Instagram To Bid Farewell To Texans Fans And Did So In Such An Awesomely Sincere Way

by Tim RyanMarch 3, 2016 4:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:43 pm

Thirsty Women Are Offering To Help J.J Watt Rehab His Groin Injury

by Jorge AlonsoJanuary 30, 2016 11:20 am updated October 13, 2022 2:58 pm

Arnold Schwarzenegger Tries To Pump Up J.J. Watt With Inspirational Video After Texans’ Embarrassing Loss

by Paul SaccaJanuary 10, 2016 9:48 am updated October 13, 2022 3:06 pm

J.J. Watt Meets 99-Year-Old Fan Wearing His Jersey Before Game And Wishes Her A Happy Birthday

by Jorge AlonsoJanuary 9, 2016 5:00 pm updated January 29, 2016 5:15 pm

The NFL Playoffs Begin With A 106-Yard Kickoff Return TD By Chiefs’ Knile Davis On Opening Play

by Jorge AlonsoJanuary 9, 2016 4:43 pm updated October 13, 2022 3:07 pm

Watch The Texans Cheerleaders Dance And Shake Their Asses After Winning Division

by Tim RyanJanuary 7, 2016 2:59 pm updated October 13, 2022 3:07 pm

J.J Watt Owns A Troll On Twitter For Calling Him A ‘Try-Hard’

by Jorge AlonsoDecember 28, 2015 11:53 am updated October 13, 2022 12:04 am

Mic’d Up J.J Watt Talks Trash, Tells The Saints To Get A New Right Tackle After Crushing Drew Brees

by Jorge AlonsoDecember 2, 2015 2:38 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:13 am

Houston Texans Expertly Troll Darrelle Revis After DeAndre Hopkins Torched Him Sunday

by Matt KeohanNovember 24, 2015 1:02 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:16 am

Jets’ Calvin Pryor Broke Up Pass To J.J. Watt Then Got In His Face And Talked Trash

by Jorge AlonsoNovember 22, 2015 1:52 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:17 am

Free Agent WR Joe Anderson Is Standing Outside Texans’ Stadium Begging For A Job

by Jorge AlonsoNovember 7, 2015 1:25 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:23 am

Arian Foster Possibly Tore Achilles In Non-Contact Play, Gets Carted Off The Field

by Jorge AlonsoOctober 25, 2015 4:21 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:28 am

Here’s J.J. Watt Busting Out A Hilarious Chris Farley Impression While Working Out On ESPN’s ‘E:60’

by Jorge AlonsoOctober 20, 2015 4:11 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:30 am

J.J. Watt Dressed Up As Batman To Surprise Kids At A Children’s Hospital, Might Actually Be Batman

by Douglas CharlesOctober 16, 2015 1:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:32 am

Texans WR Jaelen Strong’s First Career Catch Was An Amazing Hail Mary Touchdown Against The Colts

by Jorge AlonsoOctober 8, 2015 10:02 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:35 am

J.J. Watt Got Asked To The Army Ball And How Could He Possibly Say No?

by Douglas CharlesOctober 7, 2015 1:14 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:36 am

Arian Foster Fumbles Ball After Getting Stripped By His Own Teammate

by Jorge AlonsoOctober 4, 2015 2:59 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:37 am

J.J. Watt Blew His Chance With Lindsey Pelas, Says She’s No Longer Interested In Him

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 28, 2015 2:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:40 am

Tiffani Thiessen AKA Kelly Kapowski Is The Latest Hot Chick To Throw Herself At J.J. Watt

by Jorge AlonsoSeptember 27, 2015 9:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:40 am