Christmas is a time to get drunk. To forget the past, the future and all the crappy gifts you got from the people who’re supposed to know the most about you. Some drink to remember, some drink to forget. I just fucking drink.
I’ll admit, I’m tired of the typical Christmas drinks — beer, spiked egg nog and straight gasoline aren’t cutting it, kids. Poppa needs something new! These 12 drinks of Christmas will do just the trick.
I think I’ll try a new one each day, leading up to Christmas, and chase it down with twelve more just like it. Tis the season to make mom cry!
H/T The Roosevelts