Charlie Sheen Just Laid The Ultimate Smackdown On Kim Kardashian, Tells Her That Her Ass Is ‘Gross’ And More

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The “cool” thing to do these days is to hate on Kim Kardashian, and basically anyone in the media who’s popular. I mean jeez, my job is to basically just shit all over Taylor Swift whenever I feel like it, but what has Taylor Swift ever done to me? The same goes for Kim Kardashian. Why do you care? Why does anyone care? The reason she’s famous is because people keep tuning into her drama-filled life since their own lives are apparently so boring that they need to thrive off of someone else’s in order to feel like they’re not actually the boring waste of space on earth that they are.

It’s okay if you fall into that category — most people do.

Hate her sex tape? Fine. Hate her video game? Fine. Hate her TV show? Fine. But none of these semi-annoying things Kim Kardashian has done have actually hurt anyone. Sure her video game may or may not kill a few braincells after ~5 minutes of playtime, but you’d be lying to yourself if you said doing that beer bong last night was honestly any better for you. Kim Kardashian is, in layman’s terms, pretty harmless.

…until now.

This past Tuesday Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rampage against Kim Kardashian, but not for the usual “Let’s all hop on the ‘I hate Kim’ bandwagon” reason; Kim reportedly turned down a little 6-year-old girl for an autograph. I’d understand turning down some creepy 45-year-old dude wearing a fedora, but the poor child is 6. She’s not old enough to be a creepy little weirdo yet, let alone have her dreams crushed by some pointless reality star. Unfortunately Sheen deleted his Tweets but because the Internet is forever, TMZ was able to break down what he said:

Charlie says a friend told him about a 6-year-old girl who worshiped Kim and asked her for her autograph. Charlie says Kim turned the kid down flat, adding, “She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.”

And that’s when he goes off: “you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

He dares her to compare resumes with him, and then says, “your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”

His parting shot, “My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”

He signs it “c.” Not even a “sincerely.”

When Charlie Sheen is the guy sticking up for all the small children out there, you know something is fucked up.

[H/T TMZ, image via Instagram]