The Latest 50 Cent Trolling Victim Is Dwyane Wade’s 12-Year-Old Transgender Child

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I made a New Year’s resolution to delete the overused word ‘savage’ from my lexicon and replace it with the word lexicon.

But, after much careful deliberation and an unsuccessful gander in a thesaurus, I can find no better word to describe 50 Cent.

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And we never even addressed Money Mayweather’s literacy.

50 plays by his own rules, and no one is safe. Not even a 12-year-old.

In the wake of Dywane Wade and Gabrielle Union announcing their daughter Zaya was coming out as transgender, 50 Cent just couldn’t stay silent.


50’s jab was child’s play compared to fellow rapper Boosie Badazz, who really really really doesn’t want any appendages removed.


As I type this, 50 Cent is probably making memes ripping Riley Curry. The dude is an equal opportunity troll.


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.