You Guys Wanna Hear A Funny Joke? Chandler Parsons Is Reportedly In A ‘Committed’ Long-Distance Relationship

Chandler Parsons Model Cassie Amato

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Here’s a quick riddle to get your brain moving on a Monday: What do all of these beautiful women have in common?

Chloe BennetJordan YornToni GarrnHailey BaldwinFelicia SandersPaige SpiranacKate BeckinsaleKendall JennerBella ThorneSavannah ChrisleyJen SelterErin FosterAbigail RatchfordArianny Celeste.

Yep, you guessed it. Over the past year or so, all of these women have been tied to Memphis Grizzlies small forward Chandler Parsons. Love and lost, as they say.

So three months ago when we reported that the 29-year-old Parsons was dating the lovely 24-year-old model named Cassie Amato, we thought she’d be just another flash in the pan. Another “I’ll call you.” Even if Parsons did honor Amato with a Valentine’s Day dinner.

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And bought her flowers.

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Well, according to TMZ and against all patterns and logic, Chandler and Cassie are in a “committed relationship.” A “serious” one at that.

It should be noted that the two are constantly 1,800 miles apart–as Cassie lives in Los Angeles and Chandler spends the season in Memphis, Tennessee with his Grizzlies, who are currently the worst team in the NBA. But, when Parsons is in town, the two have the option of staying at the $11 million bachelor pad in Bel Air he bought with a chunk of his 4-year, $94 million contract earlier this year.

I have my doubts about the longevity of their relationship, but when you have a girlfriend who looks like Cassie, it’s a bit easier to keep on the straight and narrow.

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My oh my.

[h/t TMZ]

 

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