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Want to start a war on Twitter? Make a controversial statement about food. It can be about french fries, hot dogs, bread, bacon (especially bacon), ice cream, it doesn’t matter, people will have “thoughts” and will share them… boisterously.
Now I don’t know if Captain America Chris Evans was actually aware of this fact. He is pretty savvy when it comes to Twitter, so I am betting that he knew exactly what he was doing when he decided to rank all of the chips in one of those Lays variety packs.
What is the correct way to rank these chips? pic.twitter.com/NYktna1HJo
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) March 10, 2019
Evans went with (1) Cool Ranch Doritos, (2) Cheetos, (3) Nacho Cheese Doritos, (4) Fritos, (4) BBQ Lays, and (5) Original Lays, adding, “I will not be taking questions.”
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1105176693600337921Too bad, because as is always the case when it comes to opinions on food people on Twitter did, in fact, have questions and opinions. Many, many questions and opinions.
Fritos? Ewwww boy NO. pic.twitter.com/twECCFQeh7
— Romi Moondi (@romimoondi) March 12, 2019
Even some other famous people like Monica Lewinsky, Danielle Fishel, and Questlove had to get in on the discussion because they all follow each other on social media, don’t you know?
ehrrrm, no.
1. chili fritos
2. cheetos
3. nacho cheese doritos
4. o.g. fritos
5. funyuns (not listed)
6. cool ranch d’s
don’t waste calories on the rest https://t.co/FEXLJhuZmG— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) March 11, 2019
Flip #1 and #3 and this is the correct ranking. https://t.co/xJeM2QMpE8
— Danielle Fishel Karp (@daniellefishel) March 11, 2019
1. Cool Ranch
2. Cheetos
3. regular ritos
4. BBQ Lays
5. fritos
6. regular ass Laysbut on the real? Migos Rap Snacks>>>>>>>> all of that https://t.co/gBo46W2hmX
— ?st (@questlove) March 11, 2019
And on it went…
Mr. Evans.... your taste is questionable pic.twitter.com/h3LrsrrJS8
— drukkari enthusiast | brooklin (@BROOKLINTF) March 11, 2019
Cool ranch is ranked number 1??? ELECTRIC CHAIR !!!!!!
— lissy (@homeisarealsong) March 11, 2019
Cheetos are at the bottom and everybody fucking knows it.
— Hutch (@hutchinson) March 12, 2019
...is this our first fight?
— Sam 🔮🦋 (@sammydorsalfin) March 12, 2019
After all the commotion, and almost a full day later, Evans did end up answering one question… from Octavia Spencer (Hollywood…).
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1105504244310921217
By the way, Evans wasn’t lying about his love for Cool Ranch Doritos.
https://twitter.com/mjxparker/status/1105208500580343808
https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/1105177182966558722:3 @RobertDowneyJr pic.twitter.com/vjzfnxHTK1
— ⎊ best of evansdowney ⍟ (@rdjcevans) March 11, 2019